Old MacDonald
Old MacDonald had a farm. Noah’s Ark had lions, and tigers, and bears. Oh, my.
Animals unlock doors and keep us in touch with what makes us human, besides being masters of the animal kingdom, bona fide wranglers.
For some years now, interest in virtual pets and farm animals has swept the internet in a rabid frenzy of animal glee. Virtual pets are part of the reinvented tradition that every family should own a pet.
It was natural selection when sex toys came to resemble animals.
Nothing new here, that animals have always taught us a thingy or two about our thingamabobs, or that certain types of dildos and vibrators would rise above other types.
Enter the dragon of popular sex toys – the pet bunny. The wascally wabbit. Everybody needs some bunny. Among the types of vibrators and dildos, the rabbit is among those which rule the forest of sex toys.
Make no mistake, society has been secretly studying manic bunny bumping for longer than we care to admit. Mesmerizing fare, watching Jack Rabbit jack-hammer an unsuspecting idle fur ball, humping his horny way down every bunny trail. Little did know we were meeting the future super sex toy model of the small animal kingdom.
Consider Hidden Flowers’ Purple Jelly Crystals Rabbit Vibrator Pearl Adult Anal Sex Toy Kit, a trailblazers among the types of vibrators targeting ass play. The 5-piece ensemble kit includes rabbit with pearl beads, mini mite vibrator, standard vibrator, egg bullet, anal plug, and 4 assorted vibe topper attachments.
As if pursued by none other than Elmer in hot pursuit to kill the wabbit, when the jig is up and it’s time to win the O-mazing race, best bet on Peter Cottontail, a vibrator fit for King or Queen of the animal kingdom.
O, my.
